Skinner: Oh, it won't come down for months. Curse the man who invented
helium! Curse Pierre-Jules-Cesar Janssen. Now to find out
who did this...Bart! Empty your pockets.
Bart: Empty _my_ pockets, you say? [does so] Well, certainly, but I
fail to see how --
Skinner: [picking something up] Hmm...blueprints of the dummy...
notarized photos of you _making_ the dummy...and an alternate
wording for the _banner_, "Buttzilla".
Bart: Race you to Utah, Milhouse.
Milhouse: OK.
-- Exit Bart, "Bart's Comet"
helium! Curse Pierre-Jules-Cesar Janssen. Now to find out
who did this...Bart! Empty your pockets.
Bart: Empty _my_ pockets, you say? [does so] Well, certainly, but I
fail to see how --
Skinner: [picking something up] Hmm...blueprints of the dummy...
notarized photos of you _making_ the dummy...and an alternate
wording for the _banner_, "Buttzilla".
Bart: Race you to Utah, Milhouse.
Milhouse: OK.
-- Exit Bart, "Bart's Comet"
Related:
- Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to
pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother... - Skinner: Now, this morning we're going to be mapping a small square of
sky that's thought to be empty.
It's my hope that it's not. Bart: So what am I supposed... - Milhouse: [squirting ketchup on his stomach] This is great!
Not only am I not learning, I'm forgetting... - Lisa: Well, Bart, because of you, a horrible yet innocent person is
going to jail.
Bart: Hmm. Maybe I should come forward. Skinner... - Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
Do you want to come over and play? Bart:... - Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel: What Seymour's... - Skinner: Bart, I'm impressed with what you did in there.
You testified for the Quimby boy even though... - Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time.
Bart:
I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
