Bart: I don't think I really captured the eyes.
Milhouse: Bart, if you have a failing, it's that you're always demanding
perfection -- _if_ you have a failing.
Skinner: Whoever brings down that balloon doesn't have to learn
fractions!
Children: Yay! [start throwing rocks at it]
Skinner: [hearing clanking noises] Uh, careful, children, that's my
car...
-- Bart pulls a weather balloon prank, "Bart's Comet"
Milhouse: Bart, if you have a failing, it's that you're always demanding
perfection -- _if_ you have a failing.
Skinner: Whoever brings down that balloon doesn't have to learn
fractions!
Children: Yay! [start throwing rocks at it]
Skinner: [hearing clanking noises] Uh, careful, children, that's my
car...
-- Bart pulls a weather balloon prank, "Bart's Comet"
Related:
- Skinner: And now, to top off our most propane-explosion-free science
week ever,
our grand finale: the launching of a weather ... - Skinner: I'm going to enjoy devouring you, Bart Simpson.
Yes...I believe I'll start, as you've so often... - Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down... - Skinner: It's coming pretty close to the ground, maybe I can catch it.
Don't touch the telescope, Bart. A slight change in... - Bart: I don't believe it! Principal Skinner. Well,
well, well, I never thought I'd win _this_... - Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time.
Bart:
I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be... - Skinner: My stars! Give me the phone. [dials 325-6753]
Woman:
[at observatory] Check out 6-19-14-59. [man... - Homer: [folding a balloon incompetently] And then, take that.
and... put that in there, and you...ah! ... - Edna: Seymour, you're being _totally_ unfair and the teachers won't
stand for it.
Skinner: You don't have the guts to strike. Edna...
