Homer: Thanks for giving me my old job back.
Burns: I'm afraid it's not that simple. As punishment for your
desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague.
Smithers: Uh, sir, that's the plaque.
Burns: Ah yes, the special demotivational plaque to break what's left
of your spirit. Because, you see, you're here forever.
[Smithers screws a "Don't forget: you're here forever" plaque
into the wall]
Burns: Don't forget: you're here forever!
-- Unpleasant reminders, "And Maggie Makes Three"
Burns: I'm afraid it's not that simple. As punishment for your
desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague.
Smithers: Uh, sir, that's the plaque.
Burns: Ah yes, the special demotivational plaque to break what's left
of your spirit. Because, you see, you're here forever.
[Smithers screws a "Don't forget: you're here forever" plaque
into the wall]
Burns: Don't forget: you're here forever!
-- Unpleasant reminders, "And Maggie Makes Three"
Related:
- Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.}
Smithers:
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes,
"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns!
Burns: Hello there.
uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson... - Burns: [grabbing paper] "Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier,
re: Delineation of Romantic Intentions" ... - Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Homer... - Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt
on that eye.
Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another... - Smithers: [eyeing Larry] Yes?
Larry: [sweating] Yeah,
uh... Hi, my-my name is Larry. I'm here to ... - Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know...
