Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead -

Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead -- drained of his
blood with two teeth marks on his throat. This black cape was
found on the scene.
[Cape has "DRACULA" written on it]
Police are baffled.
Wiggum: We think we're dealing with a supernatural being, most likely
a mummy. As a precaution, I've ordered the Egyptian wing of
the Springfield museum destroyed.
-- Taking no chances, "Treehouse of Horror IV"

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