Homer: {Listen carefully and my words will shape images as clear as
any TV show.} It was a tumultuous time for our nation: the
clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. The
information superhighway showed the average person what some
nerd thinks about Star Trek. And the domestication of the
dog continued unabated.
[flash to Homer at work]
I was at my work station when suddenly --
[a voice comes over the PA]
Terrorist: Attention American workers: your plant has been taken over by
an all-star team of freelance terrorists.
[the lights go off; the emergency lighting comes on]
Homer: Not on _my_ shift! [jumps into an overhead vent]
[in Burns' office, terrorists prepare to kill bound and
gagged Lenny, Burns, and Carl]
[Homer arrives through a vent and karate chops them all]
Homer: Simpson ten, terrorists eight.
[the gagged captives laugh despite themselves]
Marge: Homer, tell the story right!
Homer: Oh, OK.
-- Hyperbolic Homer, "And Maggie Makes Three"
any TV show.} It was a tumultuous time for our nation: the
clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. The
information superhighway showed the average person what some
nerd thinks about Star Trek. And the domestication of the
dog continued unabated.
[flash to Homer at work]
I was at my work station when suddenly --
[a voice comes over the PA]
Terrorist: Attention American workers: your plant has been taken over by
an all-star team of freelance terrorists.
[the lights go off; the emergency lighting comes on]
Homer: Not on _my_ shift! [jumps into an overhead vent]
[in Burns' office, terrorists prepare to kill bound and
gagged Lenny, Burns, and Carl]
[Homer arrives through a vent and karate chops them all]
Homer: Simpson ten, terrorists eight.
[the gagged captives laugh despite themselves]
Marge: Homer, tell the story right!
Homer: Oh, OK.
-- Hyperbolic Homer, "And Maggie Makes Three"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Jay: Two to two. Well, Homer, it all comes down to you.
Homer: "Football in the Groin". "Football in the Groin"... - Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - All but Homer: Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer!
Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!
[Homer gets a strike; they cheer] Homer: By... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right,
that's it, Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe... - Bart flicks a pea at Lisa]
Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Bart... - Homer walks dejected through the empty alley]
Homer:
[voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number...
