Lisa: Why don't we all look at the photo album?
Homer: [as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look --
Knightboat.
Bart+Lisa: Aww...
Homer: And _here's_ our TV next to the mirror! It looks like we
have two.
Bart+Lisa: Wow, two!
Marge: Yeah, yeah, yeah, two. Let's get to the baby pictures.
Bart+Lisa: Aw, Mom!
Homer: [sarcastic] Oh, yeah, _that's_ exciting.
-- Quality family time, "And Maggie Makes Three"
Homer: [as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look --
Knightboat.
Bart+Lisa: Aww...
Homer: And _here's_ our TV next to the mirror! It looks like we
have two.
Bart+Lisa: Wow, two!
Marge: Yeah, yeah, yeah, two. Let's get to the baby pictures.
Bart+Lisa: Aw, Mom!
Homer: [sarcastic] Oh, yeah, _that's_ exciting.
-- Quality family time, "And Maggie Makes Three"
Related:
- looking at the photo album]
Marge: Here's Bart sleeping.
Here he is dozing...here he is after a visit... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Bart: Oh wow, cool!
Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear... - Bart: Who would have thought that our visit to Itchy and Scratchy Land
would turn out to be our best vacation ever?
Lisa: Yeah, best ever! Marge: Are you two bonkers?... - Marge: Wow. He went from stinking rich to just plain stinking!
[laughs] [Homer and Bart start laughing with her]... - Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed... - Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the...
From the same category:
- Man 1: [hands Burns an offer of $100,000,000]
Burns:
Woo hoo! [dances about a bit] Ahem. I grudgingly... - Burns: Well, I say let Harvard have its football and academics.
Yale will always be first in gentlemanly club... - Burns: Ah, soon that mighty apparatus will burst forth with its
precious fluid.
Almost sexual, isn't it, Smithers? Smithers: [not impressed]... - Homer: [reads writing on his palm] "Mindy, because of our uncontrollable
attraction,
I think we should avoid each other from now on." Lenny... - I drag him over here, have a few beers... You can't blame him for
erupting.
Ned Flanders, "Dead Putting...
