Homer: You know, Marge, you're right. The Simpson family is the best
possible club I could belong to.
[group hug]
[at home, Bart paddles Homer]
Homer: This club better be worth it!
[Bart paddles Homer more]
Marge: All right, all right. It's Lisa's turn.
-- Democracy in the Simpson family club,
"Homer the Great"
possible club I could belong to.
[group hug]
[at home, Bart paddles Homer]
Homer: This club better be worth it!
[Bart paddles Homer more]
Marge: All right, all right. It's Lisa's turn.
-- Democracy in the Simpson family club,
"Homer the Great"
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Bart: Better than all right.
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saying we didn't want you in our family.
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Marge: Oh,
Homey. You know, you are a member of a very exclusive... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
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Homer: Just a little further!
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