Abe: I'm a member!
Homer: Huh?
Abe: What?
Homer: What?
Abe: Huh?
Lisa: You're a member of the Stonecutters, Grampa?
Abe: Oh, sure. Let's see...[pulls out wallet, starts going through
it] I'm an elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the
Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason...ah, here it is. The
Stonecutters.
Homer: This is it! My ticket in: they have to let me in if I'm the son
of a member. I'll take this communist one too. [walks out]
-- McCarthy, no Springfieldian he, "Homer the Great"
Homer: Huh?
Abe: What?
Homer: What?
Abe: Huh?
Lisa: You're a member of the Stonecutters, Grampa?
Abe: Oh, sure. Let's see...[pulls out wallet, starts going through
it] I'm an elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the
Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason...ah, here it is. The
Stonecutters.
Homer: This is it! My ticket in: they have to let me in if I'm the son
of a member. I'll take this communist one too. [walks out]
-- McCarthy, no Springfieldian he, "Homer the Great"
Related:
- Abe: Let me through! Let me through.
Lisa: Oh, Grampa,
they pelted you too? Abe: No, actually, I fell down... - Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member... - Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? ... - Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the
Battle of Gettysburg.
[camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys]... - Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -
selfish, even. [Bart and Lisa walk in]... - Malloy: Homer, old chap, well done. If anyone was going to catch me,
I'm glad it was you. Homer: Actually, it wasn't me... - Barney: I'm with you, Homer!
McAllister: I be with ya too,
matey. Skinner: I'm with you, Homer. Moe... - Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than... - Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire
estate.
Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the...
