Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
Lisa: What do they do there, Dad?
Abe: I'm a member --
Homer: What do they do? What _don't_ they do? [laughs] Oh, they do so
many things they never stop. Oh, the things they do there, my
stars.
Lisa: You don't know _what_ they do there, do you?
Homer: Not as such, no.
Abe: I'm a Stonecutter --
Bart: Dad, remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us
ignore Grampa?
Homer: Do I ever! It's five years later and I _still_ think I'm a
chicken. I'm a chicken, Marge!
Marge: I know, I know.
Bart: Maybe we should be listening to him now.
-- Bart, the voice of reason, "Homer the Great"
Lisa: What do they do there, Dad?
Abe: I'm a member --
Homer: What do they do? What _don't_ they do? [laughs] Oh, they do so
many things they never stop. Oh, the things they do there, my
stars.
Lisa: You don't know _what_ they do there, do you?
Homer: Not as such, no.
Abe: I'm a Stonecutter --
Bart: Dad, remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us
ignore Grampa?
Homer: Do I ever! It's five years later and I _still_ think I'm a
chicken. I'm a chicken, Marge!
Marge: I know, I know.
Bart: Maybe we should be listening to him now.
-- Bart, the voice of reason, "Homer the Great"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too... - Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a
stop sign here.
[a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh... - Lisa: What's up there?
Bart: Is it a monster?
Lisa:
We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret.... - the doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma,
hide! [Marge closes the curtains] ...
