Skinner: Now I've gotten word that a child is using his imagination...
and I've come to put a stop to it!
Bart: [desperate] No, no, it's true, there's a monster on the bus!
Skinner: The only monster on this bus is a lack of proper respect for
the rules.
-- Seymour's adages, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
and I've come to put a stop to it!
Bart: [desperate] No, no, it's true, there's a monster on the bus!
Skinner: The only monster on this bus is a lack of proper respect for
the rules.
-- Seymour's adages, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
- Jimbo: Hey, there's no monster.
Ralph: You're deceptive.
Otto: I don't see anything. Milhouse: Hey! Who's driving... - Bart: The gremlin's taking off the wheel. Stop the bus or we're all
gonna die!
[Seymour grabs him in a headlock] Willy: Take me bridle... - Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys
to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone.
She was right to do it. -- Seymour "Norman" Skinner... - Bart: Look at the bus. I was right, I tell you, I was right!
Skinner: [sternly] Right or wrong, your behavior was... - Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned... - Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free
Dr.
Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup? Bart... - Behold! The greatest breakthrough in labor relations since the cat o'
nine tails!
[unveils his Frankenstein monster] -- `If I Only... - Lisa: I don't know, Bart. Something tells me Willy's still out there,
and that he could come back at any time in any form... - Colonel: It's good to have another combat veteran around here.
I myself received a number of medals for...
