Alan: Hi, I'm Alan. I'm your copilot.
Homer: Uh, yeah, uh, hmm. Er, uh, as a change of pace, I'm going to let
you do most of the work. I think you're ready for it, Alan.
[Alan makes a face]
And, um, I'll just get us started.
[flips a switch randomly]
Alan: Uh, we'll need that to live.
[Homer flips another switch; the wheels retract and the plane
smashes into the runway]
-- Homer, involuntary pilot, "Fear of Flying"
Homer: Uh, yeah, uh, hmm. Er, uh, as a change of pace, I'm going to let
you do most of the work. I think you're ready for it, Alan.
[Alan makes a face]
And, um, I'll just get us started.
[flips a switch randomly]
Alan: Uh, we'll need that to live.
[Homer flips another switch; the wheels retract and the plane
smashes into the runway]
-- Homer, involuntary pilot, "Fear of Flying"
Related:
- Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh... - Homer: Son, there was something I was going to give you at the end of
this trip,
but since we may not survive, I want you to have it... - Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir,
I need to know where I can get some business hammocks... - Homer: The last bar in Springfield...if they don't let me in
here,
I'm going to have to quit drinking! Homer's liver:... - Homer: All right. The first thing they told me to do was to make sure
everyone here is in the right class.
[gets tobacco spat on him] Down the hall,... - Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most
cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on... - Lisa: Dad?
Homer: Yes, honey?
Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Homer: Uh...I'm out.
Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal,
um...Sampler. [three six ten jack king]...
