Homer: Son...my dear son, from now I'm going to be a good and attentive
father. And for starters, your old man is going to teach you how
to ride your very first bike.
[brings out a girl's bike; starts riding it; it breaks]
Bart: Number one, I know how to ride a bike.
Number two, I already own a bike.
And number three, _that_ is a girl's bike.
Homer: You're no girl, you're a boy. A good boy. You can be President
-- scratch that, you _will_ be President!
-- Grand aspirations, "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
father. And for starters, your old man is going to teach you how
to ride your very first bike.
[brings out a girl's bike; starts riding it; it breaks]
Bart: Number one, I know how to ride a bike.
Number two, I already own a bike.
And number three, _that_ is a girl's bike.
Homer: You're no girl, you're a boy. A good boy. You can be President
-- scratch that, you _will_ be President!
-- Grand aspirations, "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Related:
- Man: Bart, think. What happens to you when you turn eight?
Bart: Well, your training wheels come off your bike... - Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled,
he tried everything to stay on the air. Here's... - Think about it. Do you want to be known as a girl who pedals it all over
town?
Of course not. There is a tremendous current revival... - Bart: Hi Jessica.
Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though... - Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand]... - Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away.
I waas thinking we could go for a bike ride... - Bart: {Dad, you really want to get rid of this trampoline?}
Homer:
{Uh huh.} Bart: {Observe: a bike lock. [je... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
"Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically...
