Abe: And just feast your ears on this tantalizing testimonial from my
own flesh and blood, the son that puts the fun in Simpson & Son,
my son, Barney!
Barney: [walks out from behind a curtain] I used to be a fat, disgusting
slob. [belches]
Man: That medicine seems to be giving your son a lot of gas. [HS]
Abe: I assure you his belching is the result of an unrelated alcohol
problem.
Barney: Oh -- [collapses]
-- Oh, well that's OK, then,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
own flesh and blood, the son that puts the fun in Simpson & Son,
my son, Barney!
Barney: [walks out from behind a curtain] I used to be a fat, disgusting
slob. [belches]
Man: That medicine seems to be giving your son a lot of gas. [HS]
Abe: I assure you his belching is the result of an unrelated alcohol
problem.
Barney: Oh -- [collapses]
-- Oh, well that's OK, then,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Related:
- Homer: Sir! Uh, hello sir! Yes, you look like a man who needs help
satisfying his wife.
So -- [man slugs him in the face] Ow... - Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire
estate.
Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the... - Homer: Son...my dear son, from now I'm going to be a good and attentive
father.
And for starters, your old man is going to teach you... - Homer: Dad!
Abe: Son!
Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house... - Abe: Welcome home, Son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail.
[Marge walks away] What's wrong with your wife? Homer... - Abe: And for the minimal outlay of one dollar, you can take home a
bottle of liquid Lothario,
distilled Don Juan, catalytically- carbonated... - Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need
your signature.
Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me.... - Abe: [points to old TV] There she is, the old Radiation King.
You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours... - Barney: I'm with you, Homer!
McAllister: I be with ya too,
matey. Skinner: I'm with you, Homer. Moe...
