Hutz: [walking around a corner] Well, I didn't win.

Hutz: [walking around a corner] Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.
Marge: But we _did_ win!
Hutz: That's OK: the box is empty.
-- His end of the deal, "Treehouse of Horror IV"

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