Abe: Hey, wait a minute! That's Amos Pearson's moose farm. Make a
right here.
[Homer does so; they get out]
Homer: Ew! Why are we stopping at this dump?
Abe: That's the house you grew up in, son.
Homer: Wow. Let's go find that hot dog tree I planted.
Abe: Yeah, we lived here 'til the bank foreclosed in '63. Farm went
bust after the cows started giving sour milk. Something must
have spooked 'em good.
[flashback to young Homer in the barn]
Homer: Nah, stupid cows! Nyah, nyeah, nyeah nyeah, nyeah! [flaps
tongue at them] Boo, boo, boo! Aah! Aah!
-- Something, indeed, "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
right here.
[Homer does so; they get out]
Homer: Ew! Why are we stopping at this dump?
Abe: That's the house you grew up in, son.
Homer: Wow. Let's go find that hot dog tree I planted.
Abe: Yeah, we lived here 'til the bank foreclosed in '63. Farm went
bust after the cows started giving sour milk. Something must
have spooked 'em good.
[flashback to young Homer in the barn]
Homer: Nah, stupid cows! Nyah, nyeah, nyeah nyeah, nyeah! [flaps
tongue at them] Boo, boo, boo! Aah! Aah!
-- Something, indeed, "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Related:
- Homer: Dad!
Abe: Son!
Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house... - Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than... - Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire
estate.
Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the... - Abe: [points to old TV] There she is, the old Radiation King.
You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Abe: And to my son Homer --
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Abe: -
and his entire family -- Homer: D'oh! Abe: -- I leave... - Abe: Welcome home, Son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail.
[Marge walks away] What's wrong with your wife? Homer... - Homer opens the door resolutely, then unplugs the TV]
[the kids,
watching it, open their mouths] Homer: [quickly] Kids... - Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need
your signature.
Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me....
