[banjo music plays]
Abe: You're the worst shill I've ever seen! You're a disgrace to the
medicine shill business.
Homer: They didn't start chasing us until you turned on that getaway
music!
[turns radio off; banjo music stops]
[pickup full of hillbillies stops and turns around]
-- How to avoid being ridden out of town,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Abe: You're the worst shill I've ever seen! You're a disgrace to the
medicine shill business.
Homer: They didn't start chasing us until you turned on that getaway
music!
[turns radio off; banjo music stops]
[pickup full of hillbillies stops and turns around]
-- How to avoid being ridden out of town,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Related:
- Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than... - Abe: Hot diggety! I'm going to smooch her like a mule eating an
apple!
[demonstrates] I even bought me some special novelty... - Homer: Will you knock it off, I can't hear myself think!
[the music stops] [thinks] I want some peanuts... - Harvey: By now your new, improved lovelife should have you flinging woo
like nobody's business.
So to you, Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, I... - Bart: Dad! No one cares about any of your stupid dinosaur bands!
You have the worst, lamest taste in music ever... - Homer: You know what?
Grampa: What?
Homer: We're both screw-ups.
Grampa vs. Sexual... - Abe: And just feast your ears on this tantalizing testimonial from my
own flesh and blood,
the son that puts the fun in Simpson & Son, ... - Bob: You...you saved my life.
Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that.... - Bart: [plays with Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post,
making plane and machine gun noises] Abe: Hey...
From the same category:
- Alcohol imcreases your ability to drive." [looks up the answer]
"False"!
Oh, man! -- Otto studies for his driving test, "Otto... - Bart: Here's your stupid homework.
Lisa: Ooh. Phonics,
functions, vocabulary, ... remedial reading? ... - Marge: What on Earth happened down there??
Bart:
One of the stills b... [Homer puts his hand... - Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks
with fingers] "wicked" guy.
He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always... - Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
[taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter...
