Abe: Hurry up! We've got a lot of tonic to sell and a lot of towns to
visit: Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid...
Homer: Great. I'm going to be stuck in the car all weekend with that
wheezy windbag.
[in the car]
Abe: And that's what's wrong with Bart's generation. Now as for
_your_ generation --
Homer: [groaning] Ohh.
-- "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
visit: Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid...
Homer: Great. I'm going to be stuck in the car all weekend with that
wheezy windbag.
[in the car]
Abe: And that's what's wrong with Bart's generation. Now as for
_your_ generation --
Homer: [groaning] Ohh.
-- "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Related:
- Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than... - Abe: Welcome home, Son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail.
[Marge walks away] What's wrong with your wife? Homer... - Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy... - Homer: Dad!
Abe: Son!
Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house... - Homer opens the door resolutely, then unplugs the TV]
[the kids,
watching it, open their mouths] Homer: [quickly] Kids... - Bart: [plays with Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post,
making plane and machine gun noises] Abe: Hey... - Marge: Here he is: Rex Harrison and Paul Anka rolled into one.
Ooh, hmm. That tonic really works -- you and... - Homer: Sir! Uh, hello sir! Yes, you look like a man who needs help
satisfying his wife.
So -- [man slugs him in the face] Ow... - Abe: And for the minimal outlay of one dollar, you can take home a
bottle of liquid Lothario,
distilled Don Juan, catalytically- carbonated...
