Harvey: By now your new, improved lovelife should have you flinging woo
like nobody's business. So to you, Mr. and Mrs. Erotic
American, I bid...goodday.
[the tape flies out the car window and onto the road]
[Homer stops, backs up, and repeatedly drives over the tape]
-- Paul Harvey's love advice fails,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
like nobody's business. So to you, Mr. and Mrs. Erotic
American, I bid...goodday.
[the tape flies out the car window and onto the road]
[Homer stops, backs up, and repeatedly drives over the tape]
-- Paul Harvey's love advice fails,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
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