Flanders: I give you the Jury of the Damned! Benedict Arnold, Lizzie
Borden, Richard Nixon --
Nixon: But I'm not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for
Redbook.
Flanders: Hey, listen: I did a favor for you!
Nixon: [humbly] Yes, master.
-- Evil Republicans!, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Borden, Richard Nixon --
Nixon: But I'm not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for
Redbook.
Flanders: Hey, listen: I did a favor for you!
Nixon: [humbly] Yes, master.
-- Evil Republicans!, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
- In memory of Richard Nixon..
I promise to....... - I am not a crook.
--
Richard... - I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard M.
Nixon (1913... - I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
Richard M.... - I would not like to be a political leader in Russia.
They never know when they're being taped. -- Richard... - It is necessary for me to establish a winner image.
Therefore, I have to beat somebody. -- Richard M... - Sometimes, at the end of the day, when I'm
smiling and shaking their hands,
I want to kick them. -- Richard M.... - Do you realise the responsibility I carry?
I'm the only person standing between Richard Nixon...
From the same category:
- I will now read these special vows which Homer has prepared for this
occasion.
"Do you, Marge, take Homer, in richness and in poorness"... - Whoa, Springfield Elementary, last stop!
Oh, and by the way,
I'd like to say Thanks, and applose[?] applause to... - Pro: Nice stride. Con: Complete stranger.
-- Homer weighs the pros and cons of potential suitors
for his sister-in-law,
"Principal... - Hutz: Now, Mr. Lampwick, when Mr. Myers stole your character.
Lawyer: Objection. Judge: Sustained. Hutz: Urgh... - Homer: You didn't expect that, did you. And neither will he.
Bart: You mean that I should fight dirty, Dad? Homer...
