Lisa: See?
Ashley: Hmm. Homer, I thought you were an animal, but your daughter
said you were a decent man. I guess she was right.
Homer: You're _both_ right.
-- Homer's innocence, stored on video, "Homer Bad Man"
Ashley: Hmm. Homer, I thought you were an animal, but your daughter
said you were a decent man. I guess she was right.
Homer: You're _both_ right.
-- Homer's innocence, stored on video, "Homer Bad Man"
Related:
- Lisa: And now it's time for the Innocence Report with Homer Simpson.
[holds sign: "Innocence Report"] Homer: Hello. I am... - Ashley: You grabbed me in the car!
Homer: Oh, that.
No, I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that... - Bart: Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt?
That's where cooties come from! Lisa: Dad,... - Bart: So...you're one of those "Don't call me a chick" chicks,
huh? Lisa: Ehh, sorry about my unenlightened brother... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you? You missed the most incredible
thing.
Lisa: [grateful] Hi, Dad! [hugs him] Homer: I ate... - Homer: Dad!
Abe: Son!
Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house... - Homer: So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the
moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?
Ashley: I'm sorry? Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you... - Homer answers the door]
Man: [on pennyfarthing bicycle] So,
er, you don't like the old-time bikes, huh...
