Jones: We're aware of your problems, and, Mr. Simpson...we want to help.
Homer: Mmm. I saw that report you did on Sasquatch. It was fair and
even-handed. I'll do it!
-- "Rock Bottom"'s laurels, "Homer Bad Man"
Homer: Mmm. I saw that report you did on Sasquatch. It was fair and
even-handed. I'll do it!
-- "Rock Bottom"'s laurels, "Homer Bad Man"
Related:
- Homer: Ehh, someone had to take the babysitter home.
Then I noticed she was sitting on the gummi... - Homer: Hee hee! Here comes the bouncing ball of justice!
Jones: Tonight on "Rock Bottom", we go undercover at... - Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was
sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can.
[splice] -- o I grab her -- [splice] sweet can... - Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the
night you saw this alien.
Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club... - Homer: They're ruining my whole life. Marge, please,
this is where I need you the most: I'm counting... - Jones: In our mad pursuit of the scoop, we members of the press
sometimes.
make mistakes. "Rock Bottom" would like to make ... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Lisa: And now it's time for the Innocence Report with Homer Simpson.
[holds sign: "Innocence Report"] Homer: Hello. I am... - Deprogrammer: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been
brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr.
Burns. Marge: Are you sure you can get him back...
From the same category:
- Homer: [reading the note] Lisa refuses to play dodgeball because she
is sad.
[end of note] She doesn't look sad. I don't see any... - Lisa: Anyway, Mom, maybe you should go into therapy.
Marge: No, I don't need therapy, I'm fine. And it's... - Marge: I'm glad you're OK, honey, but I wish you'd chosen a more
tasteful way to be patriotic.
Lisa: I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly... - Homer: What is it, boy?
Bart: Mmph. Mmph. Mmph.
Homer:
Is anything the matter, my son? Talk to me, young... - Nerd 2: What are you going to do, Mr. Simpson?
Homer:
Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the...
