Lisa: Wait! Doesn't my father have the right to a fair trial?

Lisa: Wait! Doesn't my father have the right to a fair trial?
Flanders: Oh, you Americans with your due process and fair trials. This
is always so much easier in Mexico.
-- Only until NAFTA comes in, "Treehouse of Horror IV"

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