Homer: So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the
moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?
Ashley: I'm sorry?
Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you. Hey: could you take the wheel for a
second? I have to scratch myself in two places at once.
Ashley: [repulsed] Just drop me off here.
[Homer stops the car; Ashley gets out]
Homer: [sees Venus de Milo on Ashley's pants] [gasps] Precious Venus...
[rips it off; Ashley looks back to see Homer drooling lustily]
Ashley: Aah! [slams door, runs off]
Homer: Thank you. [eats it]
-- Not too priceless to enjoy digesting, "Homer Bad Man"
moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?
Ashley: I'm sorry?
Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you. Hey: could you take the wheel for a
second? I have to scratch myself in two places at once.
Ashley: [repulsed] Just drop me off here.
[Homer stops the car; Ashley gets out]
Homer: [sees Venus de Milo on Ashley's pants] [gasps] Precious Venus...
[rips it off; Ashley looks back to see Homer drooling lustily]
Ashley: Aah! [slams door, runs off]
Homer: Thank you. [eats it]
-- Not too priceless to enjoy digesting, "Homer Bad Man"
Related:
- Homer answers the door]
Man: [on pennyfarthing bicycle] So,
er, you don't like the old-time bikes, huh... - Ashley: You grabbed me in the car!
Homer: Oh, that.
No, I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that... - Bart: So...you're one of those "Don't call me a chick" chicks,
huh? Lisa: Ehh, sorry about my unenlightened brother... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: [gasps] Ashley Grant! You gave a talk on women's issues at my
school on how we don't have to be second-class citizens.
Bart: [indignant] Mom! How can you leave us with this... - Homer: Hee hee! Here comes the bouncing ball of justice!
Jones: Tonight on "Rock Bottom", we go undercover at... - Lisa: See?
Ashley: Hmm. Homer, I thought you were an animal,
but your daughter said you were a decent man... - doorbell rings]
Marge: Oh, that's the babysitter. No one in town will sit for you two
any more.
I had to choose between a grad student at the ... - Homer: Oh no! The candy conventioneers tracked us down.
[looks out window] Ashley: [outside] There he is! ...
