Man: {Hey, sir! Try our wax lips: the candy of 1000 uses.}
Homer: {[skeptical] Like what?}
Man: {One, a humorous substitute for your own lips.}
Homer: {Mm hmm, keep going.}
Man: {Two, er...ooh, I'm needed in the basement!}
-- Homer at the Wax Lips booth, "Homer Bad Man"
Homer: {[skeptical] Like what?}
Man: {One, a humorous substitute for your own lips.}
Homer: {Mm hmm, keep going.}
Man: {Two, er...ooh, I'm needed in the basement!}
-- Homer at the Wax Lips booth, "Homer Bad Man"
Related:
- Man: [over PA] Mr. Goodbar to the front desk. The front desk is
looking for Mr.
Goodbar. Homer: Ooh! I feel like a kid in some kind... - Man: You seem like a nice guy. Why'd they put you in here?
Homer: 'Cause I wore a pink shirt. Man: I understand... - Burns: The watchdog of public safety...is there any lower form of
life?
Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted... - Homer: Oh no! The candy conventioneers tracked us down.
[looks out window] Ashley: [outside] There he is! ... - Homer: Hey! You owe me an apology.
George: You owe _me_ an apology.
If you were any kind of a father, you'd have... - Wiggum: Try to talk her out of there.
[hands Homer a megaphone]
But don't put your lips on it or anything.
"Homer... - Homer: You better have a good reason for doing that,
boy. Jimbo: It makes me feel like a big man. Homer... - Lisa: See?
Ashley: Hmm. Homer, I thought you were an animal,
but your daughter said you were a decent man... - Ralph: Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle. You don't want to get
wax in your mouth,
do you? Homer: [slyly] Maybe I do, son. Maybe I do...
