Lisa: [gasps] Ashley Grant! You gave a talk on women's issues at my
school on how we don't have to be second-class citizens.
Bart: [indignant] Mom! How can you leave us with this maniac?
Homer: Hurry, Marge! If we get there early we can get our pictures
taken with the two surviving Musketeers! [drags here]
Marge: There's also a baby somewhere upstairs -- ooh! [leaves]
-- No time to waste, "Homer Bad Man"
school on how we don't have to be second-class citizens.
Bart: [indignant] Mom! How can you leave us with this maniac?
Homer: Hurry, Marge! If we get there early we can get our pictures
taken with the two surviving Musketeers! [drags here]
Marge: There's also a baby somewhere upstairs -- ooh! [leaves]
-- No time to waste, "Homer Bad Man"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: Why don't we all look at the photo album?
Homer:
[as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look --... - Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops",
but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer... - Marge: Oh, Homer, don't you have to get to class?
Homer:
Not tonight, Marge. Tonight, we can eat a nice leisurely... - Homer: Now Marge, "Dear Abby" says seeing films about air travel can
calm your fears.
Ooh! Here are some upbeat titles: "Hero", ... - Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?
Lisa: Have a blast, Mom. Bart: Rock the Casbah! Homer... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Homer: So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the
moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?
Ashley: I'm sorry? Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all...
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- Homer: [voice-over] The next few weeks at my dream job were like a
wonderful waking coma.
[Homer turns the balls so all finger holes point the... - Homer: We could build snowmen.
Burns: No, I have a better idea!
We could build real men, out of snow! Homer: Oh. Okay... - Hibbert: Well, sir, you more than meet every one of this state's
requirements to box,
wrestle or be shot out of a cannon. Marge: [growls]... - Pepe: Tell me more! I want to know <all> the constellations.
Homer: Well, there's... Jerry the Cowboy. And that... - Shary: [singing, obviously drunk] Wasted away again in Margaritaville.
Barney: Searching for my lost shaker of salt. [spoken]...
