[doorbell rings]
Marge: Oh, that's the babysitter. No one in town will sit for you two
any more. I had to choose between a grad student at the
university and a scary-looking hobo.
Bart: [going to answer door] Please the hobo, please the hobo, please
the hobo -- [opens it]
Ashley: Hi, I'm Ashley Grant.
Bart: [groaning] Oh...
-- No Bart, put it down, Bart, "Homer Bad Man"
Marge: Oh, that's the babysitter. No one in town will sit for you two
any more. I had to choose between a grad student at the
university and a scary-looking hobo.
Bart: [going to answer door] Please the hobo, please the hobo, please
the hobo -- [opens it]
Ashley: Hi, I'm Ashley Grant.
Bart: [groaning] Oh...
-- No Bart, put it down, Bart, "Homer Bad Man"
Related:
- the doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma,
hide! [Marge closes the curtains] ... - Homer: Oh! Great toast, Marge!
Oh, by the way,
the night before the election, Mr. Burns is ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: So...you're one of those "Don't call me a chick" chicks,
huh? Lisa: Ehh, sorry about my unenlightened brother... - Lisa: How are the southwestern pizza fingers?
Moe:
They're, um...[reads] "awesomely outrageous". Marge... - Bart answers the door]}
Man: {Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.}
Bart:
{That's me!} Man: {[punches Bart in the face]... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Bart: [doorbell rings] Oh-ho! It's the fe-mail-man!
Lisa: Fe-mail-carrier, Bart. -- "Homer's Night... - Homer: Honey, I'm home!
Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and...
