Marge: Homer, are all these pockets necessary?
Homer: They wouldn't be if you were willing to sit in a hollowed-out
wheelchair!
-- The parents prepare for Candy Convention departure,
"Homer Bad Man"
Homer: They wouldn't be if you were willing to sit in a hollowed-out
wheelchair!
-- The parents prepare for Candy Convention departure,
"Homer Bad Man"
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- Homer: Must have rare gummi...[to Marge] Distract the salesman.
Marge: No! I won't make a spectacle out of myself... - Man: [over PA] Mr. Goodbar to the front desk. The front desk is
looking for Mr.
Goodbar. Homer: Ooh! I feel like a kid in some kind... - Homer: Oh no! The candy conventioneers tracked us down.
[looks out window] Ashley: [outside] There he is! ... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family... - Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I,
can I? Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa... - Homer: Hey kids! Lots of candy left for breakfast.
[Bart and Lisa groan] Marge: Why don't we give it to... - Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life.
But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids... - Homer: They're ruining my whole life. Marge, please,
this is where I need you the most: I'm counting... - Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what?
At least I'm out there trying new things. If...
From the same category:
- Marty: [sheepish laughter] We appreciate you coming down,
but, heh, look kid, the thing us, uh heh heh... - Joy to the world the teacher's dead!
They barbecued her head!
What happened to her body? We flushed it down the potty... - Smithers: You know what this means? He
alive!
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe... - Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators... - Marge, it'll cost eighty-five hundred dollars!
We only have five hundred in the bank,
and that leaves... eighty-hundred we need. -- Carry...
