Homer: [eating] Pass ketchup.
[Bart winds up, slaps it with his knife]
Lisa: [catches it] You'll have to do better than that tonight, _chump_.
[Bart hits relish towards her and she ducks]
Homer: [catches it] I asked for ketchup! I'm eating salad here.
Marge: I won't have any aggressive condiment passing in this house.
-- Anti-controversy and anti-aggression, "Lisa on Ice"
[Bart winds up, slaps it with his knife]
Lisa: [catches it] You'll have to do better than that tonight, _chump_.
[Bart hits relish towards her and she ducks]
Homer: [catches it] I asked for ketchup! I'm eating salad here.
Marge: I won't have any aggressive condiment passing in this house.
-- Anti-controversy and anti-aggression, "Lisa on Ice"
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