Wiggum: All right, I'm going to make a little deal with you mugs.

Wiggum: All right, I'm going to make a little deal with you mugs. I'm
going to let you all out to see my team play the hockey game
_if_ you promise to return to your cells.
Snake: Sorry, pig, we can't make that promise.
Wiggum: All right...all right, I'll sweeten the deal. You can see the
game, you don't have to come back, _but_: you have to promise
not to commit any more crimes, OK?
Snake: No.
Wiggum: I'll take that as a yes.
[turns the key, lets them out]
-- The best cop in Springfield, "Lisa on Ice"