"Dear Homer, I. O. U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer."
Bastard! He's always one step ahead.
-- Homer, not realizing his own foresight,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
Bastard! He's always one step ahead.
-- Homer, not realizing his own foresight,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
- I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me
his soul for a donut -
which I delivered! And it was scrump-diddley- umptious... - Homer: [ruefully] I'd sell my soul for a donut.
[The devil appears,
looking like Flanders] Flanders: Heh heh, that can... - Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut,
he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to... - Homer: Ah, the miracle mile, where value wears a neon sombrero and
there's not a single church or library to offend the eye.
[spots "Lard Lad Donuts" and its tubby boy statue holding... - Homer: What?! Flanders! You're the Devil?
Devil Flanders:
Ho-oh, it's always the one you least suspect. ... - Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Homer... - Homer stuffs his face]
Moe: [through door] Homer?
It's Moe. Uh, look: some of the ghouls and... - Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey.
Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
[hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we... - Homer: Ooh, punch!
Lisa: [sniffs it] Ew! Dad, this is blood!
Homer: Correction -- _free_ blood. -- Always lookin'...
From the same category:
- Moe: Are you man enough to test every one of your limits?
Homer: Yes. Moe: And are you man enough to throw... - Lovejoy: Oh, that was lovely, Robert. You other cons could benefit
from his example.
[Inmates mutter angrily] Bob: Really, Reverend... - Lisa, see what we mean when we say you're too smart for your own good?
Marge, after Lisa ruins things yet again, "Hungry... - Marge: Homer, why are they saying you're going to fight Drederick Tatum?
Homer: [gulps] Uh, well, uh, I was gonna surprise... - Homer: [pushing "Play"] Hmm, we didn't have a message when we left.
How very odd. Machine: [singing] Hello, Muddah, hello...
