Apu: We're having our best season ever. And I would like to say
that it is because of teamwork...gee, who am I kidding, huh?
It's all because of Lisa.
Kearney: Let's hear it for Lisa!
[Bart looks sullen]
Milhouse: Hey Bart, if Lisa's better than you at hockey, does that mean
you're going to become better than her at school?
Bart: [gasps] Maybe I will, Milhouse. Maybe I will.
[in class, Bart grins and puts up his hand]
Edna: Who can tell me the capital of Spain? Bart Simpson?
Edna: [later] The square root of 36? Bart Simpson?
Edna: [later] Who freed the slaves? Bart Simpson?
Edna: [later] Bart Simpson?
Edna: [later] Bart Simpson?
Edna: [later] Bart Simpson, will you stop raising your hand? You
haven't had one right answer all day.
Bart: Sorry.
-- A for effort, however, "Lisa on Ice"
that it is because of teamwork...gee, who am I kidding, huh?
It's all because of Lisa.
Kearney: Let's hear it for Lisa!
[Bart looks sullen]
Milhouse: Hey Bart, if Lisa's better than you at hockey, does that mean
you're going to become better than her at school?
Bart: [gasps] Maybe I will, Milhouse. Maybe I will.
[in class, Bart grins and puts up his hand]
Edna: Who can tell me the capital of Spain? Bart Simpson?
Edna: [later] The square root of 36? Bart Simpson?
Edna: [later] Who freed the slaves? Bart Simpson?
Edna: [later] Bart Simpson?
Edna: [later] Bart Simpson?
Edna: [later] Bart Simpson, will you stop raising your hand? You
haven't had one right answer all day.
Bart: Sorry.
-- A for effort, however, "Lisa on Ice"
Related:
- Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved! I love... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, I can't take the test. I have a stomach ache.
Edna: Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse. Hah... - Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time.
Bart:
I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be... - Scene shows Marge in the kitchen]
Marge: [threateningly] Bart,
I am going to _get_ you...[brandishes some... - Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart]
Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his... - Bart: [to himself] That does it, I'm outta here.
[scribbles something on paper]
Mrs.
Krabappel, I have to go to the dentist. I have a carroway... - Skinner: [to Edna] I'll handle this. Simpson! I'm giving you till the
count of three to come out!
One, two, three! [pause] I've done all I... - Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes! Homer...
From the same category:
- Krusty: Get out! Don't come back 'til you fix "Itchy & Scratchy"!
[Myers walks out, slamming Krusty's office door so... - Homer: It really got to me how that lady, uh... You know which one I
mean.
You played her. Marge: Blanche! Homer: Yeah. -- Interactive... - Homer: Hey, Lenny, does this place have one of those plutonium
isolation deals?
Lenny: Yeah, in Sector 12. Homer: Sector 12? Lenny... - Jones: We're aware of your problems, and, Mr. Simpson.
we want to help. Homer: Mmm. I saw that report you... - Dean: I'm sorry, boys, I've -- I've never expelled anyone before,
but...that pig had some powerful friends. Nixon: [bitterly]...
