Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't --
it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil
wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Marge: I think women should be able to play any sport men play, but
hockey is so violent and dangerous -- look at Milhouse's teeth.
[open her hand]
Bart: Mom, will you stop showing us those?
-- Marge's darker side, "Lisa on Ice"
it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil
wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Marge: I think women should be able to play any sport men play, but
hockey is so violent and dangerous -- look at Milhouse's teeth.
[open her hand]
Bart: Mom, will you stop showing us those?
-- Marge's darker side, "Lisa on Ice"
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ever.
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Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member... - Lisa: They _cannot_ keep making dolls like this...something has to be
done!
[Chewing stops slowly; Homer swallows noisily] Marge... - Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow,
and I think you should take her.
Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love... - Homer: Now look... You know and I know this family needs help,
professional help. So I've made us an appointment... - Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
