Teacher: Tell you what, Simpson: I won't fail you if you join one of
those peewee teams outside the school.
Lisa: You mean those leagues where parents push their kids into
vicious competition to compensate for their own failed dreams
of glory?
Teacher: Look, I don't need this. I inhaled my favorite whistle this
morning!
-- Lisa talks to her gym teacher, "Lisa on Ice"
those peewee teams outside the school.
Lisa: You mean those leagues where parents push their kids into
vicious competition to compensate for their own failed dreams
of glory?
Teacher: Look, I don't need this. I inhaled my favorite whistle this
morning!
-- Lisa talks to her gym teacher, "Lisa on Ice"
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- Homer: So, uh, what are you in for?
Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
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Ralph: I won, I won! [walks on stage] Skinner: No... - Lisa: A gift from my favorite crustacean.
Rick: Hey.
did you learn that word from a teacher for something... - Marge: Lisa, Bart, what did you two learn in Sunday School today?
Lisa: The answers to deep theological questions. Bart... - Lisa: I _have_ to join the team or I'll get an F that will haunt me
for the rest of my life.
[in the future, Lisa is being sworn in] Man: I... - Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that
Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher,
Mrs. -- what's her name? Marge: Krabappel... - Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking... - Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All... - Lisa: [noticing the cufflinks] Hey Dad, did you forget to give those
cufflinks to Hugh?
Homer: Uh...no. Lisa: Well? Homer: I found them on...
