Burns: Oh, it's you. The bedpan's under my pillow.

Burns: Oh, it's you. The bedpan's under my pillow.
Smithers: [hesitantly] Who's Bobo, sir?
Burns: Bobo? Er, um, I meant...Lobo! Er, Sheriff Lobo, they never
should have cancelled that show.
-- What were they thinking?, "Rosebud"

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