Lisa: [entering treehouse] So here's where you're hiding!
Bart: Yeah. This is my only refuge from the taunts and accusations of
the townspeople.
Jasper: [appearing at window] Thief!
[Bart pulls the blind]
Lisa: Bart, we can't just let her get away with this.
Bart: Give it up, Lis: she's a criminal mastermind. She's got 108 IQ,
she reads at a fifth grade level, and...[sighs] her hair smells
like red Froot Loops.
Lisa: [threatening] Yeah? Well I eat Froot Loops for breakfast.
-- A dire threat, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Bart: Yeah. This is my only refuge from the taunts and accusations of
the townspeople.
Jasper: [appearing at window] Thief!
[Bart pulls the blind]
Lisa: Bart, we can't just let her get away with this.
Bart: Give it up, Lis: she's a criminal mastermind. She's got 108 IQ,
she reads at a fifth grade level, and...[sighs] her hair smells
like red Froot Loops.
Lisa: [threatening] Yeah? Well I eat Froot Loops for breakfast.
-- A dire threat, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so
sweet!
Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica
doesn't like you.
Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've... - Bart: [sarcastically] Enjoy your bath?
Lisa: No,
not really. Bart: Oh, too bad. Well I've certainly... - Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings.
Bart:
But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still... - Commandant: Next up ... Simp-son, Lis-a.
[the crowd falls silent.
The cadet leader plays, "Taps." Lisa climbs... - Lisa: I think she likes my present better.
\<
Bart:
Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: ... - Bart: [hears singing] Jessica!
Lisa: Bart, be strong!
You don't need that little hellcat. Bart: Oh, Lis:... - to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March]
Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, da da da Disa...
