Mrs. Lovejoy: I'll just take that -- [sees empty collection plate]
[gasps] Everyone turn around and look at this!
Abe: What is it? A Unitarian?
[everyone surrounds Bart]
Bart: [thinking] Now just relax. For once, you didn't do
anything wrong. Just explain yourself and everyone will
understand.
[aloud] I --
Mrs. Lovejoy: -- took the money? Yes, we know.
Moe: He confessed!
Bart: OK! [jumps out window]
Homer: [after a delay] Stop him! He's headed for the window!
-- Closing the barn door too late, "Bart's Girlfriend"
[gasps] Everyone turn around and look at this!
Abe: What is it? A Unitarian?
[everyone surrounds Bart]
Bart: [thinking] Now just relax. For once, you didn't do
anything wrong. Just explain yourself and everyone will
understand.
[aloud] I --
Mrs. Lovejoy: -- took the money? Yes, we know.
Moe: He confessed!
Bart: OK! [jumps out window]
Homer: [after a delay] Stop him! He's headed for the window!
-- Closing the barn door too late, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- Mrs. Lovejoy, screaming to the crowd in Church: "Everyone turn around and look at this!"
Abe:
What is it? A Unitarian? Episode: 2F04, Bart's... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Actually, numbers don't have much use in my future career:
Olympic gold medal rocket sled champion! Mrs. Lovejoy... - Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too
reckless.
From now on, I am going to settle down. [dumps... - Skinner: _That's_ the collection money!
Moe: [sniffs it] Oh yeah,
smells like church. Lovejoy: I guess it's obvious what's... - Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up... - Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned... - Bart: [plays with Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post,
making plane and machine gun noises] Abe: Hey... - Ned: Oh, can't you see this man isn't a hero? He's annoying.
He's very, very annoying! Mrs. Lovejoy: [haughty] Well...
