Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too
reckless. From now on, I am going to settle down.
[dumps collection plate money into her purse]
Bart: [gasps] Jessica! What are you doing?
Jessica: Well, it takes money to start a new life.
Bart: Stealing from the collection basket is really wrong! Even _I_
know that.
Jessica: Fine. You just lost your cut.
-- Partners in crime, "Bart's Girlfriend"
reckless. From now on, I am going to settle down.
[dumps collection plate money into her purse]
Bart: [gasps] Jessica! What are you doing?
Jessica: Well, it takes money to start a new life.
Bart: Stealing from the collection basket is really wrong! Even _I_
know that.
Jessica: Fine. You just lost your cut.
-- Partners in crime, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- Bart: Hi Jessica.
Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though... - Lovejoy: And now my daughter Jessica, who has just returned from
boarding school,
will read the same passage I just read. I ... - Bart: We gotta talk.
Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
That was sweet. Bart: Well, it seems like if you... - Skinner: _That's_ the collection money!
Moe: [sniffs it] Oh yeah,
smells like church. Lovejoy: I guess it's obvious what's... - Bart: [in pain] Why?
Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting... - Bart: Jessica, I think this is too steep.
Jessica: Bart,
you can't trust your perception at this altitude. ... - Lisa: Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica
doesn't like you.
Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've... - Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson.
Bart:
[plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes... - Jessica: Hey, Bart.
[Bart looks away]
What?
What's wrong? Bart: Well, Jessica...I don't think...
