Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so
sweet!
Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the
inside.
Lisa: You gotta give her up.
Bart: No no, wait: hear my plan. Put up with her for seven more years,
then we'll get married. Once the first baby comes along she's
bound to settle down and start treating me right. After all, I
deserve it.
Lisa: Bart, it's naive to think you can change a person...except maybe
that boy who works in the library...
[flashback to library]
Ralph: Do you have, "Go, Dog, Go"?
Boy: [scoffs] That's in Juvenile. This is Young Adult.
[back to present] Well-read, and just a little wild. [dreamy]
Ooh, if only someone could tame him...
Bart: You're right, Lisa: love isn't about _fixing_ someone. I'm just
going to give her up cold turkey. I'm not going to talk to her
or see her -- it's over. Thanks for the advice, sis.
Lisa: [sighs wistfully]
-- Those library workers are the wildest,
"Bart's Girlfriend"
sweet!
Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the
inside.
Lisa: You gotta give her up.
Bart: No no, wait: hear my plan. Put up with her for seven more years,
then we'll get married. Once the first baby comes along she's
bound to settle down and start treating me right. After all, I
deserve it.
Lisa: Bart, it's naive to think you can change a person...except maybe
that boy who works in the library...
[flashback to library]
Ralph: Do you have, "Go, Dog, Go"?
Boy: [scoffs] That's in Juvenile. This is Young Adult.
[back to present] Well-read, and just a little wild. [dreamy]
Ooh, if only someone could tame him...
Bart: You're right, Lisa: love isn't about _fixing_ someone. I'm just
going to give her up cold turkey. I'm not going to talk to her
or see her -- it's over. Thanks for the advice, sis.
Lisa: [sighs wistfully]
-- Those library workers are the wildest,
"Bart's Girlfriend"
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Lisa:
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sweet!
Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside... - Homer: What is it? What are you doing?
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Homer: Well, as long as it's quiet. -- "Homer... - Silverman draws a standard dog]
Myers: No, no, no!
He was supposed to have _attitude_. Silverman: Um....
