Bart: [in pain] Why?
Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting...
Bart: I guess...
Jessica: Hey, you want to go skateboarding?
Bart: Actually, I was hoping I could sit down for just a second.
Jessica: [cajoling] Come on! It'll be fun.
[looks around, then kisses Bart]
Bart: Wow! [stands up] Now I have the energy to do anything!
[doubles over again] Just give me two minutes.
-- Bart deals with Nelson's punch, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting...
Bart: I guess...
Jessica: Hey, you want to go skateboarding?
Bart: Actually, I was hoping I could sit down for just a second.
Jessica: [cajoling] Come on! It'll be fun.
[looks around, then kisses Bart]
Bart: Wow! [stands up] Now I have the energy to do anything!
[doubles over again] Just give me two minutes.
-- Bart deals with Nelson's punch, "Bart's Girlfriend"
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Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
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Bart: Uh, we should get to class.
Jessica:
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