Milhouse: No way would a minister's daughter go out with _you_.
Bart: Oh yeah? I'll prove it.
[walks over] Hey, Jessica!
Jessica: Yes? Am I supposed to know you?
Bart: Jessica, we just -- oof! [Nelson belts him]
Nelson: That's for besmirching an innocent girl's name!
-- Nelson, honor-bound, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Bart: Oh yeah? I'll prove it.
[walks over] Hey, Jessica!
Jessica: Yes? Am I supposed to know you?
Bart: Jessica, we just -- oof! [Nelson belts him]
Nelson: That's for besmirching an innocent girl's name!
-- Nelson, honor-bound, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- Bart: [in pain] Why?
Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting... - Bart: We gotta talk.
Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
That was sweet. Bart: Well, it seems like if you... - Bart: Hi Jessica.
Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though... - Mrs. Lovejoy: Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for choosing our
church.
Bye-bye. Bart: [looking at Jessica] I've never... - Lovejoy: And now my daughter Jessica, who has just returned from
boarding school,
will read the same passage I just read. I ... - Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really
unfair!
Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at... - Bart: Jessica, I think this is too steep.
Jessica: Bart,
you can't trust your perception at this altitude. ... - Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too
reckless.
From now on, I am going to settle down. [dumps... - Lisa: Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica
doesn't like you.
Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've...
From the same category:
- Bitchin'!
-- Bart watches the house self-destruct,
"Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of... - eats ham, but his stomach groans]
Stomach...churning!
[eats some more] Bowels...clenching! Not much time... - Mr. Burns: So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing,
Smithers? Something _gay_, no doubt! Smithers: Wha... - Lisa: [opening her eyes]
Largo: Oh! That was a close one,
Lisa, but you made it. Lisa: [happy] I won first chair... - Bart: [walking on pogo stilts] Hey, Lis, check it out:
pogo stilts. These were banned in all 50 states...
