Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson.
Bart: [plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really --
Jessica: Yes you are. You're bad...and I like it.
Bart: [suave] I'm bad to the bone, honey.
Jessica: Let's go find some fun.
Bart: But your father said --
Jessica: [scoffs] I told the _Rev_ I was going to my room to say my
prayers.
Bart: Smart, beautiful..._and_ a liar! So much better than that
Sarah, plain and tall.
[a weeping Sarah runs away]
-- "Bart's Girlfriend"
Bart: [plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really --
Jessica: Yes you are. You're bad...and I like it.
Bart: [suave] I'm bad to the bone, honey.
Jessica: Let's go find some fun.
Bart: But your father said --
Jessica: [scoffs] I told the _Rev_ I was going to my room to say my
prayers.
Bart: Smart, beautiful..._and_ a liar! So much better than that
Sarah, plain and tall.
[a weeping Sarah runs away]
-- "Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- Bart: Hi Jessica.
Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though... - Bart: [in pain] Why?
Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting... - Bart: Jessica, I think this is too steep.
Jessica: Bart,
you can't trust your perception at this altitude. ... - Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really
unfair!
Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at... - Lisa: Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica
doesn't like you.
Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've... - Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too
reckless.
From now on, I am going to settle down. [dumps... - Mrs. Lovejoy: Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for choosing our
church.
Bye-bye. Bart: [looking at Jessica] I've never... - Bart: We gotta talk.
Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
That was sweet. Bart: Well, it seems like if you... - Jessica: Hi.
Bart: Uh, we should get to class.
Jessica:
What's the hurry? Bart: We could get in trouble...
