Bart: Actually, numbers don't have much use in my future career:
Olympic gold medal rocket sled champion!
Mrs. Lovejoy: Hmm. I didn't know the rocket sled was an Olympic event.
Bart: Well, no offense, lady, but what you don't know could fill
a warehouse.
[gasps from the adults]
Rev. Lovejoy: Young man, explain yourself!
Bart: Sorry. I have a kind of a short fuse...which some find
charming! Speaking of charming, watching Fox last night,
I heard a rather amusing story. This character named
Martin was feeling rather...randy, and he was heard to
remark --
[scene cut to Bart being kicked out]
Rev. Lovejoy: Don't you _ever_ come near my daughter again! Never have
I heard such gratuitous use of the word "butt"!
Bart: But -- but -- but --
Mrs. Lovejoy: [plugging her ears] Make him stop, make him stop!
-- The dinner date goes awry, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Olympic gold medal rocket sled champion!
Mrs. Lovejoy: Hmm. I didn't know the rocket sled was an Olympic event.
Bart: Well, no offense, lady, but what you don't know could fill
a warehouse.
[gasps from the adults]
Rev. Lovejoy: Young man, explain yourself!
Bart: Sorry. I have a kind of a short fuse...which some find
charming! Speaking of charming, watching Fox last night,
I heard a rather amusing story. This character named
Martin was feeling rather...randy, and he was heard to
remark --
[scene cut to Bart being kicked out]
Rev. Lovejoy: Don't you _ever_ come near my daughter again! Never have
I heard such gratuitous use of the word "butt"!
Bart: But -- but -- but --
Mrs. Lovejoy: [plugging her ears] Make him stop, make him stop!
-- The dinner date goes awry, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- Mrs. Lovejoy: I'll just take that -- [sees empty collection plate]
[gasps] Everyone turn around and look at this!
Abe: What is it? A Unitarian? [everyone... - Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets
straight A's.
Bart: Well, in _my_ family grades aren't that important... - Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
Bart: Well, in my family grades aren't that important... - Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Skinner: _That's_ the collection money!
Moe: [sniffs it] Oh yeah,
smells like church. Lovejoy: I guess it's obvious what's... - Lovejoy: And so when Eliphaz came down from Mount Hebron bearing figs,
he offered them to Mohem, who you will remember is... - Lovejoy: And now my daughter Jessica, who has just returned from
boarding school,
will read the same passage I just read. I ... - Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from
Try-N-Save security.
That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has...
From the same category:
- Marge: An A+! How did you do it?
Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
Marge: You changed your grade with a computer? Homer... - Man: Your father really needs your help. You don't want him to get a
lobotomy,
do you? Bart: Hm... lobotomy... [begin dream]... - Bart: Hymns, here! I got hymns, here. Get 'em while they're holy.
Fresh from God's brain to your mouth. Heh heh heh... - It's not your fault, Homer. It's those lousy writers.
They make me madder than a... um... yak in heat! ... - Todd: Each leap brings us closer to God.
Rod: Catch me,
Lord, catch me! [They collide and fall onto...
