Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets
straight A's.
Bart: Well, in _my_ family grades aren't that important. It's
what you _learn_ that counts.
Rev. Lovejoy: Six times five, what is it?
Bart: Um...
-- So he hasn't learned his times tables,
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straight A's.
Bart: Well, in _my_ family grades aren't that important. It's
what you _learn_ that counts.
Rev. Lovejoy: Six times five, what is it?
Bart: Um...
-- So he hasn't learned his times tables,
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Related:
- Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
Bart: Well, in my family grades aren't that important... - Skinner: _That's_ the collection money!
Moe: [sniffs it] Oh yeah,
smells like church. Lovejoy: I guess it's obvious what's... - Mrs. Lovejoy: Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for choosing our
church.
Bye-bye. Bart: [looking at Jessica] I've never... - Bart: Actually, numbers don't have much use in my future career:
Olympic gold medal rocket sled champion! Mrs. Lovejoy... - Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson.
Bart:
[plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes... - Mrs. Lovejoy, screaming to the crowd in Church: "Everyone turn around and look at this!"
Abe:
What is it? A Unitarian? Episode: 2F04, Bart's... - Bart: Hi Jessica.
Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though... - Lovejoy: And now my daughter Jessica, who has just returned from
boarding school,
will read the same passage I just read. I ... - Now instead of my boring old sermon, I'm going to take a page from the
Book of Bart to do something I've always wanted to do.
[Walks over to the organ] Take five, Mrs. Feesh. [Begins...
From the same category:
- Pretty soon, you will be able to try it with a <real> book!
Martin watches Bart with a highlighter pen and a ... - Marge: We'll meet you boys back here for dinner. Good luck,
honey. [kisses Bart] Lisa: Bart, I'm sorry... - Homer: Marge, how could you??
Marge: These shirts are a hundred percent cotton.
And look at the fine stitching on "dope". Homer... - Bart: [into walkie talkie] Milhouse...Milhouse!
_Now_ what do I do?
[pounding on outside door gets louder] I got... - Dr. Hibert: If you want him to live through the night,
I suggest you roll him onto his stomach. Marge...
