Bart: [laughs] That'll hold me. At least until I get my hands on
some kind of explosives.
[a tree grabs him; police with guns pop up from everywhere]
Skinner: Congratulations, Simpson. You just fell for our sting and won
yourself three months' detention. There's no such thing as
"Scotchtoberfest".
Willy: There's not? You used me, Skinner! You used me!
-- The best-laid plans, "Bart's Girlfriend"
some kind of explosives.
[a tree grabs him; police with guns pop up from everywhere]
Skinner: Congratulations, Simpson. You just fell for our sting and won
yourself three months' detention. There's no such thing as
"Scotchtoberfest".
Willy: There's not? You used me, Skinner! You used me!
-- The best-laid plans, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- Jessica: Hi.
Bart: Uh, we should get to class.
Jessica:
What's the hurry? Bart: We could get in trouble... - Skinner: It's coming pretty close to the ground, maybe I can catch it.
Don't touch the telescope, Bart. A slight change in... - Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?}
Skinner: {You'd better answer him,
Lisa. He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] ... - Skinner: Bart, I'm impressed with what you did in there.
You testified for the Quimby boy even though... - Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel: What Seymour's... - Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free
Dr.
Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup? Bart... - Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: ... - Bart: [sleepy] Hello?
Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog,
Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr. Bart... - Bart: [to himself] That does it, I'm outta here.
[scribbles something on paper]
Mrs.
Krabappel, I have to go to the dentist. I have a carroway...
