Bart: Somehow I gotta convince her I'm a good person! All right, I
have to sit here and behave no matter what.
Teacher: OK, class, we have a special treat today for pass-around: a
replica of the slingshot David used to slay Goliath. While you
kids are looking at that, I'll just busy myself in this file
cabinet.
[bends over]
-- The worst temptation, "Bart's Girlfriend"
have to sit here and behave no matter what.
Teacher: OK, class, we have a special treat today for pass-around: a
replica of the slingshot David used to slay Goliath. While you
kids are looking at that, I'll just busy myself in this file
cabinet.
[bends over]
-- The worst temptation, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- Bart: OK...steady, Bart. Taking ballet doesn't make you any less of
a man.
[opens the door; all the little girls point and laugh]... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Edna: Now, children, while you're having quiet time,
I'm going to make sure my desk is exactly parallel... - Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep
her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
[sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more... - Bart: Okay, we all know why we're here, right?
Milhouse:
No, why? Bart: To fight Nelson, the bully. That... - Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so
sweet!
Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside... - Marge: I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the
credit department.
Bart: Oh, can't we just wander around and meet you... - Otto: OK, little dudes, time's up. Everybody out!
[kids groan,
leave, except for Bart and Lisa] Lisa: Time's up? Bart... - Bart: [in pain] Why?
Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting...
