Lisa: Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica
doesn't like you.
Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've worn the same
clothes day in, day out for the last four years?
Lisa: No, Bart. I just think you and Jessica are too different from
each other to get along. She's a sweet, kind reverend's daughter
and you're the devil's cabana boy.
-- Bart laments Jessica's brush-off, "Bart's Girlfriend"
doesn't like you.
Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've worn the same
clothes day in, day out for the last four years?
Lisa: No, Bart. I just think you and Jessica are too different from
each other to get along. She's a sweet, kind reverend's daughter
and you're the devil's cabana boy.
-- Bart laments Jessica's brush-off, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- Bart: Hi Jessica.
Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though... - Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so
sweet!
Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside... - Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson.
Bart:
[plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes... - Bart: There. If I can just get through this many days without seeing
her she should be completely out of my system.
OK: day one. [circles it] Marge: Time for church... - Bart: Jessica, I think this is too steep.
Jessica: Bart,
you can't trust your perception at this altitude. ... - Jessica: Hi.
Bart: Uh, we should get to class.
Jessica:
What's the hurry? Bart: We could get in trouble... - Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too
reckless.
From now on, I am going to settle down. [dumps... - Bart: We gotta talk.
Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
That was sweet. Bart: Well, it seems like if you... - Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really
unfair!
Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at...
