Lovejoy: And now my daughter Jessica, who has just returned from
boarding school, will read the same passage I just read. I
noticed a few of you weren't paying attention.
Bart: [groans] Oh...
[Jessica walks up; a heavenly light shines upon her]
Bart: [gasps] Wow! There _is_ a God!
[the light comes from a lighthouse outside]
Man: I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed
out to sea.
McAllister: Arr, shut up! I know what I'm doing.
[a boat crashes in the distance]
Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it.
-- Blanket statements, "Bart's Girlfriend"
boarding school, will read the same passage I just read. I
noticed a few of you weren't paying attention.
Bart: [groans] Oh...
[Jessica walks up; a heavenly light shines upon her]
Bart: [gasps] Wow! There _is_ a God!
[the light comes from a lighthouse outside]
Man: I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed
out to sea.
McAllister: Arr, shut up! I know what I'm doing.
[a boat crashes in the distance]
Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it.
-- Blanket statements, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too
reckless.
From now on, I am going to settle down. [dumps... - Skinner: _That's_ the collection money!
Moe: [sniffs it] Oh yeah,
smells like church. Lovejoy: I guess it's obvious what's... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: [in pain] Why?
Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting... - Lisa: Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica
doesn't like you.
Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've... - Milhouse: No way would a minister's daughter go out with _you_.
Bart: Oh yeah? I'll prove it. [walks over]... - Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really
unfair!
Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at... - Bart: Hi Jessica.
Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though... - Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson.
Bart:
[plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes...
