Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey.
Bart: Good morning, Father dear. [hands him comics] Hope you're well.
Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral
today?
Homer: Hmm, fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead,
luxury sedan...woo hoo! I hit the jackpot. [sits down] Marge,
dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?
Marge: Donut? What's a donut?
Homer: Aah! Aah! [pushes toaster handle, disappears]
[donuts start to fall from the sky]
Marge: Hmm. It's raining again.
-- Donuts keep falling on my head,
"Treehouse of Horror V"
Bart: Good morning, Father dear. [hands him comics] Hope you're well.
Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral
today?
Homer: Hmm, fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead,
luxury sedan...woo hoo! I hit the jackpot. [sits down] Marge,
dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?
Marge: Donut? What's a donut?
Homer: Aah! Aah! [pushes toaster handle, disappears]
[donuts start to fall from the sky]
Marge: Hmm. It's raining again.
-- Donuts keep falling on my head,
"Treehouse of Horror V"
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