Ned: [on a TV] OK, everybody, let's see some biiig smiles!
[hooks descend on audience, forcing their cheeks apart]
Just relax and let the hooks do their work.
Homer: [to man next to him] What the hell are you smiling at?
-- Same thing as you, "Treehouse of Horror V"
[hooks descend on audience, forcing their cheeks apart]
Just relax and let the hooks do their work.
Homer: [to man next to him] What the hell are you smiling at?
-- Same thing as you, "Treehouse of Horror V"
Related:
- Ned: [on a TV] Now, in case all that smiling didn't cheer you up,
there's one thing that never fails: a nice glass of... - Man: [quietly] Well, sir, it has been an uneventful week in Badger
Falls.
where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked... - Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats
breakfast]
Aw,
my loving family! Nothing's changed. [a buzzer... - Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up... - Phoebe: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know,
I mean, sex can be just about two people right there... - Homer: [walking into empty kitchen] Hey, where is everybody?
[giant Lisa peeps through window, rips roof off house]... - Marge: Good morning, dear.
Homer: What's my name? What color is the sky?
What of donuts? What?! For the love of God... - Bart: Do it again!
House: What?
Bart: Make the walls bleed.
House: No! Bart: Hey, man, we own you. Let's see... - Ned: Well, hey, it's Homer. Good to see you, neigh-
[Homer pushes him and takes his bell] Homer: Get lost...
From the same category:
- Homer: Uh, and there was something else... Something I was supposed to
tiptoe around.
Laura's mother: My divorce. Homer: <That's> it!... - Homer: Quick, Bart! Hide the stuff I borrowed from work!
Bart: Borrowed? Homer: All, right, that stuff I stole... - Homer: [thinks to himself] She's been your wife for ten years,
you've had three children together, it's time... - If you ever want to sleep over, Maude and I can sleep on card tables.
Ned Flanders, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for <you> will never die.
Homer's love for Marge is shaken, "Bart Gets Hit...
