Kent: We've just received word of a high-speed desert chase. The
suspects have been identified as Ruth Powers and Marge Simpson of
Springfield.
Bart: Cool!
Lisa: I always knew someday Mom would violently rise up and cast off the
shackles of our male oppressors.
Bart: Ehh, shut your yap.
-- Bart Simpson, Male Oppressor, "Marge on the Lam"
suspects have been identified as Ruth Powers and Marge Simpson of
Springfield.
Bart: Cool!
Lisa: I always knew someday Mom would violently rise up and cast off the
shackles of our male oppressors.
Bart: Ehh, shut your yap.
-- Bart Simpson, Male Oppressor, "Marge on the Lam"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?
Lisa: Have a blast, Mom. Bart: Rock the Casbah! Homer... - Marge: [uncertain] Well, goodbye.
Ruth: I'm...sorry about all this.
But you gotta admit, we _did_ have some fun... - Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?... - Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart
Simpson's mother.
[everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge... - Lisa: So Mom, what are you going to do with your day off?
Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part... - Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail
but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a... - Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner,... - Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine...
From the same category:
- Marge: Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $900
collect call?
Bart: Yes, 'm. Homer: [looking at globe] Hmm, there... - Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars?
Homer:
All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what... - It says here, one of these giant redwood trees can provide enough
sawdust to cover an entire day's worth of vomit at Disneyland.
Lisa reads the Cypress Creek brochure, "You Only... - Mel: Please, Krusty: this is very demeaning!
Krusty:
Shut up and conduct! -- Sideshow Mel is forced to... - Lisa: You know, Itchy and Scratchy Land isn't for kids.
They have a place called "Parents' Island"....
